31 Dec 2021 · MoveAdvisor
1.0 out of 51.0
If you want your BOWELS moved, this moving company is for you!
Hired Alliance Moving and Storage to move my parent’s clothing, dining room table, and baby grand piano from Seattle to Phoenix. It was supposed to be a rather simple move across three states. It ended up being a long financial trip around the bend of the Bend Over Highway.
First, this BOWELS moving company is no moving company at all. It is a broker out of Florida, which hired a moving company (253.800.9053) out of the Seattle area to move my folks. This is exactly what Alliance is….a broker ready to break your balls and bank account.
The representative on the phone, William (478.410.7995), tells you exactly what you want to hear regarding the terms and conditions. But in reality, what he and this company tell you versus what really takes place are two entirely different things. This ranges from misleading and false delivery dates to costs that are quick to change.
This BOWELS moving company told my folks that their belongings would arrive on December 7th, one day after my parents moved into their new house. After receiving the down payment and other fees, William stopped answering the phone. Others in the company offered excuses and stated that they actually have up to three weeks to execute the delivery. They provided an initial quote for the entire job to my father and stated its cost estimates are fairly accurate. If you’ve read this far, I refer back to the first line of this post.
To add insult to this long and grueling trip over Bend Over Mountain, the moving company, hired by this bowel moving broker, broke a TV and was kind enough to allow us to discover it. Clearly it shoved a large PENIS in its mouth. No one said a word. I tried to call the moving company and got a massive run around in automated phone hell. I’m sure it will blame it’s lack of communication and customer response on COVID.
Bottom line…if you want the depths of your financial bowels to get moved along with some broken furniture, Alliance Moving and Storage is for you.
If you don’t want to feel like you just underwent a major procedure involving dishonesty, misleading statements, and used car salesmen tactics — I strongly encourage you to take some vitamins and call another moving company.
These guys will drain the blood out of a tampon if you let them!
Read more